What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Did you become a cuckold for your wife?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

How would you feel about your husband allowing a mutual friend to see you naked and exposed to show off your pussy?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Do you think it is likely that Maegor was presented a young dragon at some point, almost to the point of full-bonding, only to scorn it for Balerion in the end? If so, which one could it have been?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.